Stories of a Church Lady

So many of my facebook friends already know this, but I went back to work part-time for my church, Ascension Lutheran in Waukesha, WI. I love being a church lady! Some of my greatest work stories come from answering the phone. You never really know who is going to be on the end of the other line. Today was no exception. Here is how the conversation went:

Me: Good morning, Ascension Lutheran Church, this is Melissa. How may I help you?

Man: I’m late. Tell Pastor Chris I’m coming.

Me: Ok, I can do that.

Man: Tell him on the Waukesha bus right now.

Me: Sure, I can do that. What time to do you think you’ll be here?

Man: When the bus gets there, I’ll be there.

Well alright then! Why didn’t I think of that … when the bus is here he will be here.

Love, The church lady

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